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Record Demotivational Poster

REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .

TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.

MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!

TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

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Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am
good one, friend :)


TAGS: f***ing **** up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


TAGS: records
Rating: 4.29/5

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ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Aerosmith was before your day.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 2:38 am
Be 37 in a few weeks, still have a couple, but nothing to play them on. Aerosmith I grew up on! 5LP's
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:18 am
well, I'm 37, and I think I still got records up until about 10 or so. After that it was cassettes. Certainly had a metric ton of them in the house.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 7:42 pm
I'm 22 and I still buy some new albums in vinyl for my record player. As for my collection I have 150+ from stuff like the beatles and the boss to stuff like sabbath, queen, and new bands like mumford and sons. So I'm the wrong one to ask :)
Killroykill - December 29, 2010, 7:01 pm
My grandma showed me her records once. I am 21. I have never played them
Airman - December 29, 2010, 6:45 pm
how old would someone be who has never played a record? Mid 20's? Older?




TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter

-50c and beyond -

TAGS: winter temperatures record breaking lows manitoba sickening
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some h** cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold sh**, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S

MARK RONSON - He can play records

TAGS: mark ronson records
Rating: 2.05/5


TAGS: bad breath or stamina scorpion queen record talent
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
With vinegar and sea salt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:29 am
She's gargling....wouldn't you?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:19 am
so is that her O face, or was she happy to be done with you?
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:17 am
her humming the star spangled banner had me at attention
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:06 am
geez......typo city! I meant how was she?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:05 am
*she not it
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:04 am
So how was it Grey?
Reiko - October 8, 2010, 11:13 pm
it looks like she was stung a couple of times,less those holes in the roof of her mouth are from something else
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
then, I fainted....5L

DON'T FORGET THE ASTERISK - Because steroids will only get you so far in baseball, after that you have nowhere else to go but down

nostalgia -

Freedom -


TAGS: dog sled record
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:27 pm
Comment: Gone for awhile and the 1st person you pick on when you get back is rerun? Teehee

Abstain -

Record Holding Fence -


TAGS: world record pumpkin retires
Rating: 4.1/5

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champ99 - May 3, 2011, 5:54 pm
Ah Jeeze, I'll have to be my own spelling Nazi..*pumpkin

FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002

TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trh**tle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "*****le" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am
who isnt that dude runs like a p****
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.